Alistair Cook, England cricket captain: “waaaaa, the Australians are using bad words…. waaaaa…. it’s not fair.”
[philthy’s note: Cap’n Sook, you need to grow a pair of balls and take off the skirt. You were bold enough to sledge the Australian Cricket team in the last Ashes series, and now suddenly life is unfair? You weak, pathetic little man.]
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